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Boots, You Are Awesome

January 19, 2011

This is an ode to my Sorel Cumberland boots.

Boots, I love you. I mean it. Seriously. Even if you are ugly. I don’t care. My love for you transcends such superficial trivialities.  You have carried me through the Christmas Blizzard in New York City

And the countless other storms and indignities the winter have thrown at us thus far. And you have persevered. You have kept my feet warm and dry and my sorry ass upright.

We used to say when I was a kid, “If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” And Boots, I would marry you. I really would. But there is probably some law forbidding our union.

Forget Hugh Jackman! Has he carried me through snow and sleet and wind and rain? I think not!

(Actually, I don’t mean that. I don’t know what I am saying. Obviously, the snow has made me delusional.)

Boots, I love you. There aren’t words for how truly awesome you are.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. January 19, 2011 6:12 pm

    You really love those boots…I think the snow has made you wonky…Say no to Hugh? The horror…

    • January 20, 2011 8:37 am

      The horror indeed. But this winter has been so awful it has made me rather wonky in the head. And it’s not over yet!

  2. January 20, 2011 11:20 pm

    Ha Lisa! I love boots too, have more pairs than I need, but it’s kinda like shoes for a woman, you need variety. My fave now are my red patent ones from La Canadienne – warm and sexy. I’ve been stopped by men on the street commenting on them! Something about the RED that makes them go crazy!

    • January 22, 2011 8:25 am

      They sound really sexy. Red is such a sexy color. I hope you have lots of fun stomping around the cold winter streets in those boots!

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